@shibao is it possible that you've talked to so many HR people that your standards have dropped to the pointer that higher-functioning HR people sound normal to you?

Have you been balancing out your job search with socialization? For a quick sanity check, talk to a cashier. If a random girl at a grocer comes across as superhumanly engaging and you have intrusive thoughts about marriage, it's more likely that you're OD'ing on HR.