Embed Notice

For some reason, national news about election shenanigans in Texas mostly identify the county name, as though anyone outside Texas knows what that means? Anyway, Ken Paxton is up to his usual shit, so you might need this little translation:

Harris county -> Houston
Bexar county -> San Antonio
Travis county -> Austin
Tarrant county -> Fort Worth
Dallas county -> Dallas, but I feel like most people can connect the dots on that one.