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“Ah,” you say, “But surely a whale would be much more eloquent than a cow?”

OK then:

I, a cetacean,
Was out in the ocean
Minding my business and krill

When down bore a vessel
Who wanted to wrestle
For captain and crew members’ thrill

As whale I am gifted
With tail did I lift it
Their whaling boat skywards was borne

Forty days’ two-fer
No Wellerman saved her
I carried them ‘round the Cape Horn

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