Snaps Provolone, the greatest mobster Chicago has ever known is going straight after a deathbed promise to his dying father. But on the day he is going to officially give it all up and join high society by buying a bank, his account reveals hes been stealing from him, his daughter tells him shes pregnant, various bags of money and jewels go missing and are mixed up, secret identities are revealed, and his elocution teacher wont stop mistakenly insulting his goons in attempts to correct their english.