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<blockquote style="position: relative; padding-left: 55px;"><section><a href="https://mas.to/users/seanbala/statuses/113030361927996224">Sean Bala (seanbala@mas.to)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Aug-2024 06:07:32 JST</a><a href="https://mas.to/@seanbala" title="seanbala@mas.to"><img src="https://gnusocial.jp/avatar/102480-48-20240315135612.webp" width="48" height="48" alt="Sean Bala" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0;">Sean Bala</a><div><a href="https://universeodon.com/@georgetakei/113030332746784270" rel="in-reply-to">in reply to</a><ul><li></ul></div></section><article><p><a href="https://universeodon.com/@georgetakei">@georgetakei</a> Reminds me of one of my favorite Onion articles from the past few years: </p><p><a href="https://theonion.com/report-90-of-waking-hours-spent-staring-at-glowing-re-1819570829/" rel="nofollow noreferrer">https://theonion.com/report-90-of-waking-hours-spent-staring-at-glowing-re-1819570829/</a></p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/TheOnion" rel="tag">#TheOnion</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Technology" rel="tag">#Technology</a></p></article><footer><a rel="bookmark" href="https://gnusocial.jp/conversation/3573346#notice-7011485">In conversation</a><time datetime="2024-08-27T06:07:32+09:00" title="Tuesday, 27-Aug-2024 06:07:32 JST">about 3 months ago</time> <span>from <span><a href="https://mas.to/@seanbala/113030361927996224" rel="external" title="Sent from mas.to via ActivityPub">mas.to</a></span></span><a href="https://mas.to/@seanbala/113030361927996224">permalink</a><h4>Attachments</h4><ol><li><article><header><div>Domain not in remote thumbnail source whitelist: theonion.com</div><h5><a href="https://theonion.com/report-90-of-waking-hours-spent-staring-at-glowing-re-1819570829/#TheOnion">Report: 90% Of Waking Hours Spent Staring At Glowing Rectangles</a></h5><div> from <span>The Onion Staff</span></div></header><div>PALO ALTO, CA—A new report published this week by researchers at Stanford University suggests that Americans spend the vast majority of each day staring at, interacting with, and deriving satisfaction from glowing rectangles.</div><footer></footer></article></li></ol></footer></blockquote>

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Sean Bala (seanbala@mas.to)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Aug-2024 06:07:32 JSTSean Bala
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@georgetakei Reminds me of one of my favorite Onion articles from the past few years:
https://theonion.com/report-90-of-waking-hours-spent-staring-at-glowing-re-1819570829/
#TheOnion #Technology
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  Report: 90% Of Waking Hours Spent Staring At Glowing Rectangles
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  PALO ALTO, CA—A new report published this week by researchers at Stanford University suggests that Americans spend the vast majority of each day staring at, interacting with, and deriving satisfaction from glowing rectangles.

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