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Activist: "I'm going to withhold my vote for trans equality, minority voting rights, fighting climate change, and safe public drinking water over something we both can agree Kamala Harris doesn't have the power to do anything about for nearly half a year!"

Me: "Cool. I'm going to nailgun my penis to a doorknob and see what happens. Your kink is not my kink, and sounds weird, privileged and sketchy, but that's okay."