Apple. No. We need to talk. We have a big big problem. That problem is AirPods. I never, and I do mean never, want my AirPods to connect to my watch. Ever. So stop aggressively pulling them away from my phone even when there's clearly audio playing on said phone. Also, when I press forget this device on the watch, who in their absolutely right mind thought that this should mean forget them on *all* devices connected to my iCloud account? No seriously who? I need to talk to them. Nicely. And explain to them that this is just wrong. It's wrong. That's not what that option should do. Nobody thinks that's what that option should do.