"There's something scary about a Portable Toilet that's bigger inside," mumbled Fyn.
"You've been in Little-Big Books & Beverages, and you've stayed at the Phone-Booth Hotel, those're huge inside too," his companion pointed out.
"Six stalls, two baby-tending stations, and three showers... What if storm winds tip all that over?"
"It's wheel-chair accessible?"
"Oh yes, can't forget to potentially injure the differently-able as well!"