Plebs: hello liberal politician, we would like some healthcare please.
LibPol: sorry, no can do, how about building some cop cities?
Plebs: no, healthcare please
LibPol: nope, not on the menu, how about funding a genocide?
Plebs: no, healthcare please
LibPol: not available, but how about more drilling for fossil fuels than ever?
Plebs: no, healthcare please
LibPol: not a chance, but if you pop out a baby we'll give you a tax credit that covers some of the costs of L&D?
Plebs: well