Conversation a few evenings ago:
Me: Uggh - we have individual tools like Bokeh or HipHop https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HipHop_for_PHP to transpile from 1 language into another, but not general-purpose things so I can write in arbitrary language Foo and magically turn it into target language Bar. I want that more than I want a flying car
Sensible friends: but that is inherently hard because of [genuine reasons]; WASM does seem promising though
Me: And WASM is fun to say -- which is the most important thing
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