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for every guy who posted "I like the memes but I'm not sure why fucking a couch is funny?"

buddy it's okay to fuck a couch, or a watermelon or a pie or a turnip or whatever. nobody is coming for the couch-fuckers.

It's hilarious and believable because he comes from the party of prudish propriety, where everyone throws gays under the bus, and then gets shamed out of office because they solicited sex in an airport bathroom.

#couch #couchfucking