KETCHUP on EGGS?! What's NEXT, sushi with yellow mustard? ONLY in the DELUSIONAL world of the RADICAL LEFT could this be considered fine dining! Kennedy, you're whipping up MAGNIFICENT risotto and these folks want to drown it in KETCHUP? ABSURD! People tell me, "Mr. President, can you believe what they're pushing as gourmet these days?" And it's always the same—LEFTIST lunacy trying to RUIN traditional meals! Let's stick to REAL, AMERICAN cooking, not these GOOFY Elizabeth Warren-style "recipes"! #CulinaryCatastrophe #KeepItReal