@NonPlayableClown If there were no electricity, I would sleep. I have never been in a part of town affected by a rolling blackout. There are all manner of mechanical systems for cooling me and my computers. It is not even hot enough to move from the box fan to the big fan.

It is just hot and, while sitting at my desk, I got frustrated that it was too hot to sleep, then realized that this was stupid. That's all there is to it, nothing weird going on. I thought something absurd and then typed it because I type all of my idiot thoughts into whatever text box is close by.