Zeph: I'm hungry mama, feed me!
Me: I just fed you
Zeph: I ate it all already and I'm still hungry
Me: there's still food in your bowl. Look
Zeph: there's only food in the right bowl. I like the food from the left bowl. It's much tastier
Me: sighs, picks up both bowls, switches them over, puts them back down again
Zeph, staring at bowls: what... the fuck... just happened? 🙀