So I watch the debates, i live in the US where a felon stand 50/50 odds of being elected to the most powerful office in the world, and....
I know what my next DnD character is going to be.
Male Toll Bard. My father was a Warlock who convinced his patron to imbue me with the power to automatically win 40% of all Charisma rolls, but I'm categorically unable to tell the truth.