Okay. Time to save the dirtsheet coverage for the podcast episodes -- and use this space to talk about important stuff! You know, like how Repo Man could've been a babyface, Ax's hair on his way out of the WWF, or WCW's Shockmaster and why anyone thought a glitter sprayed stormtrooper helmet, fur waistcoat, jeans and boots would ever be an intimidating (or even good) look.