2/2
Me: This is This Street, same number.
Man: No, it isn't.
Me: *sigh*
Man: Okay, then you don't get to eat!
Me: *slam door in man's face*
Back upstairs, still shaking, I realise that the address on the box is a bleeping RESTAURANT. Why would they order meal boxes? It was one of those cook-your-own things.
(also, wouldn't I know my own address?)