@tyler @AmonMaritza @SK1ZM As a fellow hemorrhoid haver, I cannot recommend a bidet enough. Get you just a basic $35 toilet attachmeant - I even saw one at the ole Weimart the other day - it will vastly improve your life. I also use alcohol-free witch hazel (the regular kind with alcohol works too - also findable at the Weimart - just stings for a sec if you’re inflamed) put some of that on one of those really sturdy paper towels and then you can dab that on the roid(s) to get the pain and itch under control.

Having a hurty itchy b-hole is one of the most intensely dehumanizing experiences the average person has semi-regularly that doesnt get talked honestly enough about 😢