Like, look, again, I am so fucking done with American politicians I can't even express how deep my loathing goes.
But also, these people pay folks like literally thousands and thousands of dollars to workshop this shit and the best they could come up with is "I call them weirder; that's what I used to do in high school?"
Jeezus fucking christ, Rubio's aides and PR minions must hate him even more than I do.