Alternatively, if you insist on taking Unix's name in vain to win arguments, I am going to start taking you literally, and require you to show your work.
Please explain how your design for commit hooks embodies "salvation through suffering", as described in Ritchie and Thompson (1974).
Please describe, precisely, how your protocol buffer based microservice cloud works with text streams, the universal interface.
Where is the filter in your design, which as we know every program must be?