@multiverseofbadness I have decided to stop trying to prove my crazy relatives wrong. Instead, I add to the conspiracy. Now, I am telling them the government is targeting them off certain keywords in their posts and that I see at least five that match the combination they search for. This seems to be working because they start misspelling the stuff on purpose or outright delete. One called to ask if it was true, and I told him it was best not to answer that over the phone.