>Work as a software developer in Yurop ($48,000/yr, top 1% of country's earners).
>Take home $23,000 after taxes.
>$19,000 after accounting for a year's worth of gypsy pickpocketing.
>Dodge hand grenades on your walk home from work, proud of how much you're saving compared to the polluting car chuds that pay $15/gal for gas + fees from the downtown emissions cameras.
>Climb into your Schwabpod that you got after being on the waiting list for three years.
>Log in to American website to talk with Americans in the American language.
>"WOW ANOTHER HECKIN' SCHOOL SHOOTING? YOU BURGOIDS ARE SO BACKWARDS!"