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Well, our Beeb has been running three stories all day.

One about poor Jay Slater, whose body has been identified by his mother today.

One about that orange man and how he was saved by Gaaaawwwd and how he's going to make America HATE again.

And finally, one about a bloody football manager who will probably be OK and get an enormous severance package and probably a free puppy too.

I feel so empowered that I probably won't watch the news now for the rest of the hour.

Anyhoo, it's pizza time.