Today's Coffee Report:

*whipcrack*

A Double Veranda Day.

You know how it goes. Just a bit of...VERANDA.

Woke up and brewed up a Starbucks "Veranda Blend" K-Cup in the Keurig. Had with a toasted everything bagel topped with ape oil and simian salt.

Later on, I verily brewed up another Veranda Blend and sipped it powerfully to gain important ape energy, which further fueled the fun (videogames).

And oh how sweet it is, my friends. All for now