@bazkie okay, this is actually an amazing idea and I even have voice actors I can tap ! Thank you for the thought!
I remember Mur Lafferty made great success with this approach years ago, and I've even done audio versions of my stories and poetry before!
Slight downside that some of it is the rather vicious kind of body horror that benefits from having the option of throwing the book across the room, but that's possibly more a personal preference than a general one.