This reminds me of a story.

I had a friend who was Chinese. He had a sister that was pretty hot. I had another friend, a White kid, who was infatuated with her.

So one day, we went to the goodwill and bought a pair of 6" pumps, and told him that we stole them from the Chinese firend's sister's room.

Anyway, he proceeded by sniffing them, licking them, and ultimately taking shots out of them.

You should have seen his face when we told him where we really got the shoes.