SANDY TOKSVIG: yes, the windows NT kernel was first introduced to the public in 1993. it is still used to this day! windows 11 states that its kernel version is NT ten point oh.
ALAN DAVIES: and uh, what's the NT for?
SANDY: new technology. it replaced the previous--
DAVID MITCHELL: new technology? the new technology kernel?
SANDY: yes, and the filesystem, NTFS, is the--
DAVID: new technology file system. and - to be clear - this is from nineteen ninety three?
ALAN: yes, but you have to consider that it was new at the time.
DAVID: oh, i have to consider... everything was new at the time! that's what "new" means! i-- when i was born, i was new! but they don't call me "new david", do they? because - by definition - things stop being new after a point!
AMERICAN CELEBRITY GUEST: ok, but, like... you know, like, with the... the other one was like, the old one, right? so they--
DAVID: but you must understand that anything that has ever been replaced by anything ever could be described as "the old one", right? it's a completely useless name! "hello, my name is new man, my father is old man, because i'm new and he's not and we don't need to specify any further details!" it's madness!
AMERICAN: yeah, but [laughs]
DAVID: so what happens when they replace the new technology kernel, then? do we get the new new technology?
ROB BRYDON: i think it would be, they rename the new technology to old technology, and the replacement gets called new technology. so the NT kernel is now the OT kernel, and--
ALAN: i bought a new fridge last month.
SANDY: moving on!