I suppose that, depending on your perspective on certain issues, this election in America has some good picks.
Like, if you're big on the ethnic cleansing, hate single payer health care systems, love fossil fuel subsidies, want more domestic surveillance and just love just pouring money, hand over fist, into police who you don't want to be accountable for their actions, you really can't lose no matter who wins.
It's the other issues you have to look at to break the tie.