In times of distress (such as TODAY) you can always count on The Onion to say it like it is:
"Supreme Court Overturns 'Right v. Wrong’”
"Despite the compelling case for goodness, truth, and justice made by our predecessors in the case of Right v. Wrong, we firmly believe that malice, dishonesty, and injustice were the framers' original intent."
https://www.theonion.com/supreme-court-overturns-right-v-wrong-1819573211