Wife says "Quick, here, hold the pee-soaked cat!"
Me: huh? What? Ok, ewww.
Wife proceeds to start the shower hose and attempts to clean the cat, without informing me of this plan.
Proceeds to my involuntary blood donation. Ouch!
End result, very damp, but less pee covered cat. Band aid and Neosporin applied to my wrist.
How is your night going?