We all know the Titanic meme, but what about Highlander?

> Goes to church to light a candle in remembrance of his wife's birthday.

> Find out she was raped.

> Immediately goes home and fucks a chick he just met.

> Chick gets kidnapped.

> Leave woman who had been taking care of him for 40 years to play captain save-a-ho.

> Runs off with the new chick.