Fun fact: A lot of spanish women don't have middle names. I learned this late in life. I was working on a matter for my grandma.

> Me: Grandma.... what's your middle name?

> Her: I don't have a middle name.

> Me: WTF?

> Her: Most Spanish women don't. We just use our maiden name instead of hyphenating our last name.

Since then, I've had many spic clients who don't.