if you work for reliaquest - fuck you. not a single fucking detection has been legitimate, your support is dumber than a sack of bricks, and you can't do a damn thing anyway because you just stare at logs and go "uh oh this might be bad uwu" and twiddle your thumbs for three days before forwarding the detection to the wrong fucking contact

my sock could do a better job of being a SOC because at least it protects something - my foot