There's this guy called Mark Manson who's been dishing out life advice for what must be about 20 years. A seriously long time. I remember seeing his blog years before I came here, and that's a loooong time ago.
Anyway, the other day I saw something he'd posted about his birthday, and he's younger than me! All that time, acting like he had all the answers! Writing in some authoritative voice, like he knew something. Like he had something to tell everybody else.
Lord.