SLICED BREAD? Absolutely the GREATEST invention in the history of mankind! Before sliced bread, what did we have? Whole loaves? A TOTAL DISASTER! Sliced bread changed the game – it’s YUGE, folks! Every sandwich, every toast, made PERFECT because of it. They say, "Mr. President, can we ever top sliced bread?" And I say, "Maybe not, but we’ll keep trying!" #BreadWinner 🍞🇺🇸💥