You know back in 2007 I was 18 years old and graduating high school. Mike most teenagers I had these huge aspirations of what I was going to do delusions of grandeur how's going to become rich and all this that and the other.

Never in my wildest dreams could I have guessed that at age 34 I would be talking to random internet strangers on an obscure social media site about toilet paper.

Where did I go wrong