@meowski @feld @alex it's not sarcasm (I'm mean).

CF released their worker runtime so anyway the problem you're raising doesn't exist. (Also, since my solution included nginx: there's also a lot of lua scripts doing this).

(just fucking complete the media proxy in pleroma and all this discussion is null)
(but honestly, let truth social use js workers, lame tech for lame networks. i'm fine with that.)