Just tell them about how crazy the far right GOP is because every time they get control of congress the first thing they do is attempt to outlaw abortion. Tell them you're pro-abortion. Really get them on the hook. Nodding yes to every word. Then bust out, yeah... we need abortion because it keeps the nigger population low and thereby reduces crime. When they start arguing with you, just explain that you're not an enemy, but rather an ally and that both of your goals can be served by a common agreement on abortion - women can control their bodies and less niggers. Then watch the brain worms turn. It's always an epic troll.