Speed-dating on Mars tended to be intense.
Before I'd even sat down, I was faced with five other love-seekers, who all spoke at once.
"Er, Taurus, waffles, no, Samoa and pineapple sometimes?"
The five dispersed and another crowd shuffled over, questions firing.
"Oh, uh, thank you but no, adorable pupper yes, it depends on the type of swallow and the size of the coconut, yes, maybe?"
I had to leave ten minutes in to preserve my batteries.