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Last night I listened to a podcast about the great pyramid of Giza. And I thought if trump wasn't such a doofus, and if he knew squat about history, he would have started building HIS great pyramid by the 18th hole of one of his golf courses decades ago. It would have been sheathed in gold, of course, and the reflection would have blinded pilots up and down the east coast. Way bigger than the one in Giza. Lots of secret passages, and a 30,000 sq ft penthouse under the pointy tip. Hell, maybe an indoor golf course in one of the basements. Treasures, traps, trash, porn stars, his own TV and podcast studio. So many possibilities. A few condos inside to sell to billionaire sheiks.

Martyr Lago would have been a garden shed compared to his stone monument.

In fact, it would have been the greatest pyramid scheme in history.