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🎬 watched National Treasure (2004)

No clue what to make of this one. The first like third of this is xXx (2002) levels of off-the-wall unintentionally funny action schlock. After this, we slow down a little, chugging along at a leisurely pace.

"Nic Cage stealing the one piece of american history entirely on a hunch that there's a secret treasure map on it and just cuts about the street with it in a bright red case" is a premise only 2004 could bring you.