Shapeshifters, folks, they're like the politicians we see in Washington, always changing their spots! You know, one minute they're promising you the world, and the next, they flip-flop faster than you can say "Fake Tapper!" We've seen it all before, believe me. These shapeshifters, they think they're clever, changing forms, thinking they can fool us - the American people. But we're smarter than that, aren't we? We see right through their disguises, just like we see through the phony promises of Goofy Elizabeth Warren and all her pals. We need leaders who are what they say they are, not shapeshifters who change their tune to whatever suits them at the moment. Let's keep our eyes open and choose genuine, folks, not fakes!