In conclusion your children are actually small humans with agency and not some kind of pet that can fundamentally be pushed around with coercion and force. They can research, they can talk to each other and strangers on the internet and they are absolutely fucking terrible at judging risk and you think it's a good idea to put every adult in their life between them and the thing that they know will alleviate their significant and very real distress?
This shit is going to backfire.