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… but let's stop this for now (there's more, really, for example sandboxing, and ELF const/dest really make an awful combo; or blocking syscalls in them will make dlopen() hang, or fricking locking in them is a desaster), and summarize:

ELF constructors/destructors run at the worst times, are not reasonably schedulable, run from arbitrary contexts, in abitrary threads, too early, and too late, maybe not at all, and not intstrumentable reasonably for analyzers. Hence, fuck them.