For fucking DAYS this CO detector, that I FORGOT I EVEN BOUGHT 10 YEARS AGO, has been chirping. I have been losing my mind trying to find this fucking thing. I didn't even know what was chirping. I took apart every piece of electronics I owned to rip batteries apart. Old watches, a TOM TOM gps, a router, a light timer switch, a stop counter...I even unplugged my microwave and stuck it in the trunk of my car thinking maybe it was that and the capacitors would make it chirp while unplugged.

I KNOW NOW WHY NIGGERS KILL EACH OTHER EVERY FUCKING DAY