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More fashy dipshits need to get hit in the face with pies. That's all I'm saying. I'm not encouraging anyone to build a complicated machine which, through a series of cunning steps, lures fashy dipshits into a target area, prepares a pie, then hits the target fashy dipshit with said pie. You shouldn't do that. What are we, made of Rube Goldberg devices? Make the pie yourself, and given the current climate, you're unlikely to need to lure a fascist anywhere.

And don't waste good pie on bad rubbish. Store-bought crust and Cool Whip filling will do. For extra points, mix some Jello powder into the filling to give it that pop of color.

You'll want to get pretty close to your target, which may be difficult. Pies have lousy aerodynamics, so throwing them really doesn't work all that well. You'll want to basically slap a fashy dipshit in the face with a pie. I'm not recommending this. I'm just hypothetically supposing that one wanted to make sure a fashy dipshit got all the pie they deserve.

Look, some folks are black bloc, and that's great. I'm not them. I'm red nose bloc. I'm called by my religion to bonk the legions of Thud, and fashy dipshits are some of the Thuddiest legions I know.