I [REDACTED] AND HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED: my immortal soul was rended from my body and as bloody foam poured from my gaping empty maw a void within me grew until my skin sizzled and my joints cracked under its weight and my gut was filled with miasma and tar and ice that burned like poison and the emptiness flowed from every pore and like a pheromone entices a mate the ozonic scent of my fracturing called forth more witless, innocent babes to meet me, smiling