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We've decided the theme for this year's #Eurovision costumes is "pants-optional". Viva les butt cheeks!

#Italy's dancers are only wearing pants on one leg each, so I think that still counts.

FUCKING #FINLAND LITERALLY NOT WEARING ANY PANTS! 🤣🤣🤣 Very strategically placed camera work to hide the peen. "Naked Weird Al Yankovic" LMFAO. Now fireworks flying out of his jorts?!

And #Portugal has to follow THAT, hiding almost as much skin as possible. Her costume is pretty gorgeous, honestly.