@prettygood men have the subconscious urge to suck dick and give handjobs. I'm in my Freud era. Think about it, every male hobby involves sucking or holding something with your hands in a phallic manner. guns? you're holding a dick. woodworking? you're usually holding a dick. jacking off? you are quite literally holding a dick. smoking? you're both holding a dick and sucking it.