I'm not talented enough to do any of trump's crimes, but if I pulled one of them off, I'd already be serving 200 years in a lockup somewhere. Equal justice for all but rich grifters get a lot more equalizing and a lot less 'justice' than regular folks.
There are a million reasons why I want trump to lose the election by an immense margin, but one of them is so he can spend more years in courtrooms silenced and listening to testimony. It's not the punishment he deserves but it's a good warmup.